[.ca] How to Defend Yourself Against Alien Abduction (ISBN 0609802631)

This book must be banished.:
This book really needs to go. Although the techniques in this book do confound the greys and stop their telephathy, they also anger the greys. Their retribution will be extreme. If they can not conduct their (mostly harmless) experiments using peacefull telepathy, they will simply switch to using weapons. Your anti-telepathy hat will simply cause them to shoot you with a tranq. dart instead. At least when they use their telepathy I am able to forget the ordeal. If they stop using their telepathy more people will remember the procedures and be haunted by those memories as nightmares. We must remain ignorant so as not to seem a threat. Seriously do not read this book. This knowlege is dangerous. I, for one, welcome our little grey overlords!

Stupid Humans:
YOUR ALL FOOLS!! Ann Druffel is the human alias for Zoenna Xdtatdhefd Queen of the Xelnaga (greys)! This book has only made you humans weaker to our powers. Raid is the alien equivelant of what is called " a delicious basting sauce," here on earth. You Earth Creatures are normaly too tough to eat but your fear of being abducted by my minions has only made you tastier than you were before! HAHAHAHAHAHA (all spelling errors are due to the translation process)

It really worked!:
i havent been abducted by aliens since i bought this book

It really worked!:
i haven't been abducted by aliens since i bought this book

Doesn't work in London:
I've been the subject of Alien abduction for several years now. It happens regularly. Usually on a Saturday night when I'm in London's West End. I got out, feeling bright and healthy with quite a bit of money in my pocket. However, after being forced to drink a strange yellow coloured liquid by my so called friends in several establishments around Soho, I usual wake up in a strange bed next to someone I don't know, with a feeling that I've been probed and find I have no money left. After reading this book I ventured back into Soho this Saturday and found that, this time some strange guy was in MY bed and he had that 'been probed' feeling.