[.ca] A Genuine and Moste Authentic Guide: Princess: A ... (ISBN 0763634301)

A PRINCESS PRIMER:
Tying into the idea that many little girls dream of growing up and meeting their Prince Charming, Candlewick Press has presented a sparkling primer for potential princesses. After all, there's a great deal for a girl to learn before she assumes her royal duties and little is omitted as we first receive tips on "Etiquette and Manners," then take a peek at "Accessories," next attend our first banquet, and at long last set sights on Prince Charming. (For the uninitiated, "Flick open your fan and hold it so only your eyes are visible. Look directly at Prince Charming and then away again.") The unpaginated 10" by 10" volume is rich with foldouts, sparkles, and envelopes to be opened. Madame Sparklinton is our guide and certainly knows her p's and q's - everything from how to stifle a yawn because princesses should not look bored to suggesting a few royal curses that princesses may use as long as they don't do so often. Therefore, if absolutely necessary, you may utter "Flippering Frogs" "Oh, Bother!" "Dash It and Diamonds" or in the most dire circumstances, "Curses and Crowns!" Health and Beauty tips may present a challenge for some, such as rinsing hair "in water from the purest mountain stream" or taking "a soothing candlelit bath scattered with rose petals." Nonetheless, one must persevere for the princely prize! Much of Sparklington's advice is delivered tongue-in-cheek, much is helpful, such as proper diet, exercise, and an illustration of table settings complete with directions for use of silverware. All of it is entertaining and bound to keep young misses enthralled for hours. Recommended for ages three and up. A deep curtsey to Candlewick! - Gail Cooke