[.ca] Who Will Run the Frog Hospital (ISBN 1400033829)

meh, unoriginal:
This book is definitely interesting, but when I finished it, it still left something to be desired. The events seemed kind of random and had too little emotional reasoning backing them, as if the author were making too much of an effort to be blunt. When I read Judy Blume's "Summer Sisters," I realized that this book was almost a complete ripoff of it. Read "Summer Sisters"; it's much better.

little too ubelievable:
This book was interesting in the fact that I couldn't put it down, but it was just a little too unbelievable. Everything fit just right and not to mention that I was suppose to feel a type of sympathy for this character. I didn't feel anything but that she brought it all on to herself. This book is good for someone in midlife...

Unrealistic Characters:
This book was a fast read but the characters and their actions were too unbelivable and unrealistic. The plot was interesting (which is the main reason I'm giving it two stars instead of one) during the flashbacks to the 1970's, but the parts in France were not interesting at all. Berie and Sils are two friends who are working through their summer vacation at The Storyland Theme Park. Sils is the pretty one who lands a job playing Cinderella, while Berie who has yet to blossom, sells tickets at the entrance gate. The boys are attracted to Sils and she gets herself into trouble. Sils wants to have an abortion but does not have enough money. Berie comes up with a scam to sell used tickets stubs and helps her friend raise the funds. The friendship between the two girls didn't seem strong enough to warrant Berie's actions, and not one of these character seemed real to me at all. The flashbacks are the only reason I continued to read this book, and eventually I found myself skipping over the French parts with Berie and her husband. Thankfully this was a fast and short read and I would not reccommend reading this book.

This book has meant the world to me:
I can't believe this novel is so maligned! I've read a lot of Moore, most of her short stories and part of her "Anagrams" (I got so mixed up reading that one I had to put it down), and "Frog Hospital" is by far my favorite. It is such a delicate little book... As for plot: the book alternates from the protagonist's present state of middle age marital ambiguity (while in Paris, which is described as "Anne Frank in a dress") to the narrators memories of her childhood friend Sils. Sils is manifest throughout, the book is really an elegy for what they meant to each other as girls, before boys came and school changed and adult awkwardness set in. One of the main themes is the narrators attempt to connect with those around her, to both "split her voice" and join in with the voices of those around her in perfect synch. I'm sorry too ramble, but there is just something so indescribably beautiful about what Moore is trying to illustrate, that I think it goes beyond basic opinions that the book is "depressing." I myself don't like to read heavy solemn novels, I've read all the "Princess Diaries" and not a thing by Hemingway or Faulkner, etc. With Moore I feel like the writing overcomes the sorrow it catalogues, in that it makes it something beautiful ("Middlemarch" is similar, it is depressing but the writing makes it uplifting). The only negative I can think of is that I did find it hard initially to get into the book, but that may be because Moore is accustomed to the short story form. Anyway, please read this novel, and ignore the negative reviews: it is worth the time.

Are you people crazy? Probably not.:
Let me first say that two books that I think are absurdly over-rated are (1) Lolita (2) Catch-22. Listen to me people. The humor in those two books is the same kind of humor you will find in a third-grade class room if all the students were pretentious nerds who studied their encyclopedias all day long instead of going out to play in the neighborhood, AND, if all the third-graders were given positively reinforced with candy each time they used a word that less than .5% of the general population can understand the meaning of. Listen, that's not all of it, of course. It would take a thousand pages for a complete third-grade/lolita/catch-22 metaphor. Why you shouldn't buy Lolita/catch-22: the authors are dead. Support people who are alive! The dead don't have to pay rent or buy stuffed animals for loved ones, etc. It vexes my brain why Lolita is praised by just about everyone for it's suppose-ed beautiful, poetic language. It's absurd. If you want beautiful language, buy THIS BOOK. Just read the first couple pages. It's amazing that Lorrie Moore did this without a computer. Each word is perfect, new, FRESH, inventive, beautiful, original, etc. She is about 100x smarter than you. The language of this book is so good, I don't even care about the plot. When I read it, the pleasure of each individual sentence is overwhelming, and subsequently, I have no more mental compartments to attend to the plot or anything else. So, even if the plot or the characters or whatever all these other reviewers are saying, is not BELIEVABLE or whatever, you should buy this book, and read sentence like it's poetry. I'm afraid i've failed to express sufficiently what I really think about this. Here's one last effort. If language were TV, Lolita would be a skit that didn't make it onto SNL. Who Will Run The Frog Hospital would be a really great novel. By the way, Anagrams is better, in my opinion.