[.ca] Schubert Dip

you'll dance to anything:
This is the soudtrack to a 1991 short film of a 19 year old drunk sorority pledge puking in the restroom of a 7-eleven on her walk back to the dorm.

Every track is energy!:
I have always played this as the last soundtrack into Reno from SF, and after a long beautiful ride it provides exactly the right energy build up right into the casinos! What the lights do for Reno, this does for your heart and soul. All tracks are worthy of this distinction, every one! Aw, man, now i gotta go play it again! But now that i'm in Atlanta, i don't think i'll be making many road trips to Reno any more! Maybe i could take a road trip to Biloxi Mississippi?!There are casinos there too!

Eh...mostly forgettable:
I've never had any crushing biases against "boy bands". It's just that...well, there's a reason most of them are flashes in the pan, and Schubert Dip is a classic example. Unbelievable, of course, is the big selling point; the rest of album is mostly bland and forgettable. There just isn't any variety or creativity here. Of course, it doesn't help that the singer has a *really* limited vocal range; okay for Unbelievable, doom for an entire album. Ultimately, Scubert Dip is a typical by-the-numbers potboiler that's...well, mostly forgettable.

Eh, mostly forgettable:
I've never had any crushing biases against flash-in-the-pan dance sensations, but unfortunately, there's usually a good reason they don't last. Such is the case with EMF. The songs are bland as heck, the singer doesn't have any range (okay for one dance megahit, anathema for an entire album), and in all, this album comes across as a by-the-numbers potboiler. Schubert Dip tries hard to build on the success of the one hit, but the end is...well, mostly forgettable.

Dated Alt Pop:
EMF are the schlock pop hooligans responsible for the catchy 'Unbelievable'. I suppose that if you must have that little curio there is nothing for it, but believe me, that is all EMF ever did. I still remember the big controversy over what their name meant, of course, nowadays no one even remembers their name.

• Children
• Long Summer Days
• When You're Mine - DJ Milf, EMF
• Travelling Not Running
• I Believe - EMF, EMF
• Unbelievable - DJ Milf, EMF
• Girl of an Age
• Admit It
• Lies
• Longtime