[.ca] Top Dog (Widescreen)

brutal:
Watching this movie will make you not only question your sanity, but the filmakers as well. This brutal movie comes from the same men that brought you, what will someday be considered the most utterly ridiculous televsion show ever broadcast, "Walker:Texas Ranger". I give the movie five stars for the same reason I'll buy every season of Walker when it's released on DVD:Absolute hilarity! This movie is so completely ridiculous, anyone with a sense of humor will be laughing from start to finish.

Why Not An Updated Sequel?:
My review will likely be one of the shortest ones ever. I really liked the movie. I just wished a sequel could have been made with all the original characters returning. Maybe a few new ones, maybe retaining some of the positions of some of the main characters,such as the police captain who wanted to run for mayor. Maybe Mr. Norris returning as a contender for the position of the captain? Now that would be funny! And maybe some of his co-stars having promotions too. A few new people with a new plot, but saving the part of that amazing dog's penchant for people's scarves.Oh and bring back the lady who played Chuck Norris mother and the young man who played the part of the grandson maybe would be older and have a larger part.

Violent movie?:
I find it hillarious that all those elitists are the same: they consider Chuck Norris' movies violent, yet they subjectively are keeping quiet about Tarantino's. Truth is that we watch the Chuck Norris movies because we like the man, the script is not really of importance but try telling that to those mentioned above, to them a good movie is something preferably European, black & white and not dubbed and if it has interpretative dancing in it, even better! So to them I am saying, "Get over yourselves", I rather watch a movie which you consider inferior anyday, simply because I will always support actors who will not sell their sense of ethics and morality.

Top Dog=Top Movie:
This movie is amazing. Chuck Norris brings his legendary action/acting skills to the screen. If you don't own this DVD for your collection, you are missing out. Not only does this DVD contain the entire movie, but it also has a Chapter Selection feature. The one thing I would do to improve this movie is to maybe have the dog talk. Other than that, this is an instant classic.

Chucky Baby Does It Again!!!:
I have been a longtime admirer of chucky baby norris. He is definitely one of the best actor/stuntmen to kick his way on to the big screen. Acting skills could be compared to marlon brando,humphrey bogart,and a dash of richard simmons.You know he's been sweatin' to the oldies baby,you know what im talkin bout'.In my opinion and I quote "He's the greatest thing since penny loafers.A must buy for anyone who likes sliced pork piled high on two slices of well manicured garlic bread.