[.ca] Fast Sofa

Worst Movie Ever:
This is the worst movie ever made. Except, maybe for Liar's Poker.

Move over Chad McQueen, Jake Busey is coming through.:
That's right, everyone. I know that all of you out there thought that Chad McQueen was this planet's greatest actor, but he's got a challanger. It's burnout basketcase Gary Busey's son, Jake. He enthralled audiances on TV's across this nation in this should-be smash. Of course, the only ones with enough integrity not to attempt to keep loose cannon Jake Busey down were the powers that be at video stores. I guess that a cross bow weilding, tin foil jacket donning, bleached blonde cowboy was not good enough for the big screen. Well, frankly, I am disgusted once again by the American film industry. If men of sight and wisdom were running the show, Fast Sofa would have been the Oscar winner for Best Picture, and Jake Busey would have responded to the outstreached hand of the presenter of the Best Actor Oscar with a jerking away of his accemptance handshake, pretending to brush his flowing bleached locks behind his bloodshot ear, and yell "WHOO! PSYCH!" Now I ask you, does it get any better than that? If you're not convinced, then you must be El Diablo, or live in Belmar. Anyway, I give Fast Sofa 5 cans, and nominate it, and Jake Busey, for Manwich Awards in 2003. As ever, this is Art Vandelay signing off, and remember kids, if it isn't B, it isn't me.

A Wonderfully Insane Movie!!!:
Loved the Story, Loved the characters! Crispin plays a shy, but lovable nerdy virgin who hooks up with..What's his name...the main character guy!..on his way to meet up with a porn star so he can get lucky! They get beat up a lot and..stuff happens! Hey, I'm bad at describing movies but...this is a great one! Buy your copy today!