[.ca] Anna Nicole Show: First Season

legacy of a DIRTY old MAN:
We don't subscribe to cable TV, so we didn't realize this was a reality-based sitcom before we bought it. Most of our critisms--the show's over-mundane quality, the slowness, the repetitiveness, the tendency to fall back on toilet humor--are probably due to that. In reality TV, if there isn't something exciting or out-of-the-ordinary going on, some problem must come up or it tends to be "bor-ring." Well, this is truly an out-of-the-ordinary inside look at the sheltered life of a pampered Texas fat cat. The real humor is understated, such as Anna's holding a seminar for disadvantaged young girls to the tune of "Follow your Dream," and subjecting her placating Gary Shandler of an arranged date to a mechanical bull ride in his good suit. Unlike most large-size female entertainers, she carries off the sexy push cushion successfully, like a between-shooting Marilyn Monroe, and her staff as well as her associates are an eclectic bunch of ass-kissers who could easily be you or me. So where are we going today?

Way Beyond Bad:
This makes Plan 9 from Outer Space look like Academy Award material. Anyone who pays thirty-two bucks for it should get forty bucks change.

This is so stupd that it is entertaining!:
Don't expect Oscar performance or non-performance. Even this may be a reality based series, no one can be that stupid, then again..... Like I said it is entertaining. Funny and you just can't help feel sorry for her. The fault with this is that in the main menu they have Anna Nicole speaks on.... The three things are as follows. Global Warming (Her solding the dog for farting and then getting wet kisses the dog. Spanish Architecture. She calls it Mexican canabana. Then Foreign Policy. Looking medicated, drunk, she holds both her hands in a way stating can't we all just get along. She is then pouting. UGH The show is never going to be Oscar material. I am sure they edit it to make Anna Nicole appear more stupid than she is in real life. If not then that is scary in itself.

Fall at the feet of the blond goddess:
Oh who wouldn't want to be Sugar Pie for just one day? To be carried around on those beautiful luscious jugs. Anna Nicole Smith is like a big marshmellow that you just want to fall into and eat your way out. She is beautiful, smart, intelligent, and witty. Buy the wonderful Anna Nicole Smith Show season 1 and remember (or see for the first time) 1. The Penis Puppet show. 2. House shopping and trying on bathtubs 3. Paintball wars 4. Hustler or Hollywood shopping 5. The Anna Nicole look-alike revue 6. The flamer decorator Anna Nicole Smith is to entertainment what Billie Jean King was to tennis. Exactly.

"Like My Body?":
Ok... Now I can fully understand why most people would probably have a problem with Anna Nicole and her show, lets face it she is no Virgin Mary. But come on thats what makes this so funny. I absolutely love my copies of the show, and yes ok she looks completely cheap and intoxicated, but it was good to get an insight into how expensive it really is to look that cheap. Whats not to love about it? I have most of the different reality shows on dvd and even I have to admit this is way better than watching Paris Hilton prance around infront of the mirror or watching Britney Spears and Kevin talk about their sexual positions from last nights romp fest. Anna Nicole Smith is definetely one of a kind, now whilst I wouldn't trade my life to be living hers, she brings an unusual appeal to your tv whilst watching it, one minute your dumb founded the next minute your feeling complete pitty for the texan lass and the next your rolling around in fits of laughter at her gaul and way out there antics. Her Marylin Monroe'esque appeal leaves you in some strange way wanting more, you can't help but want to watch the dvds till the end. This Texan Lass needs a break, she is fantastic in her own right and the tragedy of her manner makes me give the show "Two Thumbs Up" The last dvd giving an insight into her weight loss in inspirational, you get to see the real Anna, thats why its called "Anna Nicole, bares it all" Buy it, watch it, and appreciate it for what it is, a played out glimpse into a life that we have been captivated by on our tv screen throughtout the years of her publicity hungry ways. People have the right to be a little bit jealous, she set out to become a star, and she has made it!!! give her some credit. You Go Girl!!! Anna Nicole you Rock!!!