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the texas shave saw massacre: this is about a siek who goes psycho, Inderpreet has a hairy chin and people make fun of him. he goes so psycho it is not even funny. he has razors and mach 3's, and BARBESOL cans for weapons. a group of people go on vacation in some wilder area in Ontario. they discover a guy who approaches them and they all try to run for there frigin life LOL. Inder the chin master, attacks them one by one, and tries to kill them with mach 3's and razors, only ONE person survives the attack and deaths. THIS IS A TRUE STORY. BUT INDER THE CHIN MASTER KILLA. IS STILL ALIVE AND DANGEROUS. HE WAS LAST SEEM SITTING ON A BENCH IN EAST GATE MALL. SO IF YOU SEE HIM LOOK OUT, HES DANGEROUS LOL. AND VICOUS, IF U HAVE ANY RAZOR BLADES OR MACH 3'S, ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH HAIR, LOOK OUT. THATS WHY ITS CALLED THE TEXAS SHAVE SAW MASSACRE.
Texas Chainsaw Masscre: This movie is a must have. It's a remake of the original,but it's better.Even though it's a remake it still scares you in better ways.This movie is AMAZING!!!
Oh My My: Spectacular remake of a cult classic that in my opinion I felt would be a good remake if done by the right person. When I heard Micheal Bays money and name were behind it I cringed and allmost gave up hope that is untill I saw the preview. As soon as TCM was realeased here I ran to see it and was not disappointed not in the direction dialouge actors story/plot or the amount of violence and blood. This is a big budget horror flick with massive amounts of teeth and claws. It is not meant to be a throwback it is meant to be its own beast. If you hated HOUSE OF A THOUSAND CORPSES dont bother cause Rob Zombies masterpiece is the best thing to happen to horror movies in multiplexes since The Exorcist and TCM comes in a close second next to it. Viva La Zombie!!!!!
For a remake, it's not half bad!!: I am a huge fan of the original, and I'm not a fan of remakes in general. With that said, I'm not about to insult anybody by trying to put the original and this 2003 remake in the same category. I do think, however, that this movie is pretty good. What makes it work is that the two movies are very different. There are similarities to be sure, but you don't feel like you're watching a blow-by-blow replay of the 1973 classic. I saw the remake in a theater and expected to spend two hours laughing at a lame attempt to capture the classic's low-key horror. Instead, I found myself wrapped up in the new story because it strayed enough from the original to catch and, more importantly, keep my attention. There are a lot of extras on these two discs, including an interesting plot device that never made its way into the movie. Also, the commentary reveals some interesting facts. Overall, I think anyone who likes scary movies will like this movie. I definitely think people who haven't seen the original will enjoy it because they have no reference to compare it to. However, do yourself a favor and see the original too; you won't be disappointed.
AUDIENCES, START YOUR CHAINSAWS!!!!: A WAY BETTER THAN I EXPECTED REMAKE OF THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, NOT THAT I HOLD THE ORIGINAL IN ANY FORM OF HIGH REGARD. IT WORKS PRIMARILY BECAUSE OF THE ACTORS AND THE FANTASTIC LOOK OF THE FILM. THERE ARE OF COURSE A FEW MOMENTS WHEN AUDIENCES CAN ROLL OUR EYES, AND THE PLOT OFFERS NOTHING WE HAVENT SEEN BEFORE, BUT THE FILM MANTAINS ITS DIGNITY THROUGHOUT AND IS ALL THINGS CONSIDERED A SIMPLE AND HONEST EFFORT.
| Actor: | Andrew Bryniarski | | Actor: | John Larroquette | | Actor: | Brad Leland | | Actor: | Marietta Marich | | Actor: | Andrew Prine | | Aspect Ratio: | 1.85:1 | | Binding: | DVD | | Director: | Marcus Nispel | | EAN: | 9780780647190 | | Format: | Import | | Format: | AC-3 | | Format: | Collector's Edition | | Format: | Dolby | | Format: | DTS Surround Sound | | Format: | NTSC | | Format: | Subtitled | | Format: | Widescreen | | ISBN: | 078064719X | | MPN: | DN7031D | | Release Date: | 2004-03-30 | | Theatrical Release Date: | 2003-10-17 | | UPC: | 794043703126 |
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