[.ca] Blondes Have More Guns - DVD

Wild and wacky:
Wild and wacky sendup of such thrillers as Basic Instinct and Seven. Comedian Michael McGaharn is right on the money as Detective Harry Bates, quick with the one-liners and hot on the trail of a serial killer. In true B-movie fashion, Harry falls for the prime suspect, a mysterious woman named Montana, (Elizabeth Key, blonde and then some). The best part is that none of this is taken with a grain of salt. George Merriweather is the genius behind this project.

So bad, that I can't give it a zero star review.:
If you think that Leslie Nielsen makes the worst spoof movies, you haven't seen this. If you like spoofs, go see something mediocre, like Spy Hard, or Wrongfully Accused. Blondes Have More Guns (the horrific pun in the title should tell you enough) is bar none, one of the very worst movies I have ever seen. This film begs to be riffed on by the robots of Mystery Science Theater 3000. But seriously, I doubt even they could do much to make this movie funny. The jokes are painful. I mean, really painful. Even if the jokes were funny, they are, for the majority of the film, iunaudible, due to the horrific sound quality. Spoof movies should not be made at this level, for one reason. Sight gags are not funny if they are invisible. The lighting and cinematography in this movie are some of the worst I have ever seen. I have seen student films better than this. Movies like this convince me that Making a movie is a task that should be handled only by someone with a drop of talent. This film is uninspired, remarkably bad, and, to top it off, very poorly duplicated onto video. The only reason to ever ever see this movie is for the cheesy preview, which is the only reason that this movie gets any stars whatsoever.Very bad.

I laughed nonstop:
This is one of the funniest films I have seen in a long time. I literally laughed nonstop until the credits, and even they were funny. This reminds me of the Groove Tube or Kentucky Fried Movie. I can't wait to see what this Merriweather guy does next.

Better than Airplane:
This was one of the funniest films I have seen in a long time. There was a joke about every five seconds. The lead actor was hysterical. The pace was a little quick, and the video transfer did seem poor quality, but overall the film was well worth watching.