[.ca] Dude Where's My Car

From Amazon.com:
Sometimes, stupidity is its own reward. Dude, Where's My Car? is one of the most ridiculous movies ever made--so ridiculous, and so thoroughly cheerful about being ridiculous, that it's thoroughly entertaining. Jesse and Chester (Ashton Kutcher and Seann William Scott) wake up one morning with absolutely no memory of the night before, but they're confident they must have had a good time. An irate phone call from their girlfriends quickly makes it clear that they may have had too much of a good time, and will be branded as sucky boyfriends unless they set things right. The boys set out to get the anniversary gifts they have for the girls in Jesse's car... only Jesse's car seems to be missing. Which of course leads our heroes on a quest, during which they encounter a pot-smoking dog, khaki-wearing cultists, hot chicks from outer space, a cameo by Fabio, and a herd of wild ostriches. Dude, Where's My Car? lacks the depth of character you might find in, say, a Bill & Ted movie, but the dialogue has an amazing spareness to it that gives it a kind of metaphysical splendor--if absurdist playwright Samuel Beckett had written ludicrous babe & stoner movies, he would have written Dude, Where's My Car? Also featuring a cameo by Andy Dick and more babes in bikinis than you can count. --Bret Fetzer

YO.....WUT CAN I SAY BOUT THIS MOVIE!!!:
this movie is one of the best movies ever made it's kick ass...i've never watched a movie like this beofore. when it came out i thought it would be a waste of time but when i watched it on my tv when it came out of theaters i said to myself where has this movie been all my life. i watched it in 2002 and i've luved it ever since for the past 2 years it has been my fav movie and it will forever stay that way. anyone who thinks this movie sucks are just haters becuz this movie aint about thinkin so hard it's just about havin fun and havin a few but really hard laugh's....this movie is so brilliant in it's own weird n twisted way...lolz.....but over all er one should check out this movie cuz if u don't ur missin out on sum serious laughs.

I must be crazy because I actually enjoyed this stupid movie:
Dude, what was I thinking? I totally went against my own personal policy to avoid Ashton Kutcher in all forms. That's bad - but it gets worse. I thought this movie was funny. I actually enjoyed watched this ode to stupidity. Make no mistake about it - Dude, Where's My Car? is as stupid a movie as you could ever dream of. If it's stupid, and someone (probably a stoner) has thought of it, it's in this movie. Here's the rundown. Jesse (Ashton Kutcher) and Chester (Seann William Scott), two total losers, wake up one morning without any memories of what they did the night before. Obviously, they were wasted - but what else is new? As the day progresses, they discover more and more clues about their wild doings the night before: they partied at their girlfriends' (Marla Sokoloff and a pre-Alias Jennifer Garner) now-thoroughly-trashed house, Jesse got to at least second base with Christie Boner (Kristy Swanson), they spent some quality time down at the Kit Kat Club, and they lost their car. Oh yeah, they also got their hands on some type of powerful alien device, walked off with a suitcase full of money belonging to a gender-challenged stripper, and threw that money around like it was the night before the apocalypse. Now their girlfriends are mad at them, a group of cultist freaks and two sets of aliens are after the alien device, the mixed-up stripper wants her, uh his, money back, and the local tough guys are revving up for an old-fashioned stoner-bashing. All the boys really want is to find their dadgummed car, get the anniversary gifts they assume they bought over to their girlfriends so they can enjoy a special treat, and possibly enjoy the pleasure a group of ugly hot chick aliens promise them in return for the alien device. Some of the things you'll find in this movie are cultists dressed in bubble wrap spacesuits, two weird Swedish aliens, alien chicks who dress like Robert Palmer dancers, ostriches on the attack, a pot-smoking dog, and of course a fifty-foot tall alien. It really is the most ridiculous script I've ever seen. Dude, Where's My Car? makes the Bill and Ted movies look like installments of Masterpiece Theatre. I really, really wish I could tell you how much I hated the whole movie-watching experience - but, alas, I cannot. It does hurt me to say this, but Dude, Where's My Car? is a funny movie that I, as much as I hate to admit it, actually found quite entertaining.

Dude, Where's My Refund?:
In the glorious tradition of "Freddy Got Fingered" comes another mind-numbingly dumb attempt to make a movie that is "so stupid, it's brilliant". This one has Ashton Kutcher and Sean William Scott doing the "Keenan & Kel" routine with the word "Dude" thrown in as much as possible for good measure. If you couldn't figure it out from the title, the plot centers around the two moronic leads trying to track down their missing car. The fact that this cliche-driven mess and its non-existent script got greenlit in Hollywood tells you that perhaps the crack epidemic in the movie industry is worse than we thought. By the way, Jennifer Garner shows up for a small role as one of the bonehead's girlfriends. For shame.

I'd rather choke on my own vomit.:
Seriously, this movie's target audience had to have been the bed wetter wing of the special needs home.

Dude, where's the remote?:
Ashton Kutcher and Seann William Scott star in the low-brow comedy "Dude, where's my car". The film begins with the duo waking up not remembering what happened the night before due to them "being so wasted". It also stars Alias' Jennifer Garner and features a cameo by Brent Spiner (Data from TNG). I tried to laugh, really I did, but this was so unfunny. Sure drug induced comas might be amusing to dope heads but I failed to see the humour. I'm a big fan of such movies as "Dumb and dumber", "Blazing Saddles", "Young Frankenstein" and others that feature dumb humour but this was just dumb. The only amusing scene was at the chinese takeout, "and then," that was funny. Once again Hollywood subjects us to same sex kissing in a comedy, I get really fed up of the whole gay thing being pushed on the public, it aint normal, read the bible, it's sinful folks!! So is pre-marital sex (thought I'd throw that one in). Save your dough and buy the vastly superior Dumb and Dumber instead that features great humour without the overemphasis on sex and homosexuality.(...)