Computer Terminology - Jokes & Riddles
Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer G3 - Apple's new Macs that make you say "Gee, three times faster than Syntax Error - Walking into a computer store and saying "Hi, I want Hard Drive - The sales technique [... more]
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Jasper and the Unbaked Yeast Rolls - Jokes & Riddles
We have a fox terrier by the name of Jasper. He came to us in the summer of 2001 from the fox terrier rescue program. For those of you, who are unfamiliar with this type of adoption, imagine taking in a 10 year old child about whom you know ... [... more]
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What Your Computer Is Trying to Tell You - Jokes & Riddles
What Your Computer Is Trying to Tell You Guest Author - Victoria Abreo It says: "Press Any Key" It means: "Press any key you like, but I'm not It says: "Fatal Error. Please contact technical It means: "... where you will be kept [... more]
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Learning the Alphabet Mom-Style - Jokes & Riddles
A - ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. B - BATHROOM: A room used by the entire family, believed by all except Mom to be self-cleaning. D - DATE: Infrequent outings with Dad where Mom can enjoy ... [... more]
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Diets - Myth vs. Truth - Jokes & Riddles
There are so many different versions of health advice out there, it's hard to really know which are facts and which are myths. Is candy really bad for you? Should you eat more veggies and less meat? Here is a simple guide to help you rule out all ... [... more]
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I Didn't Do My Homework Because... - Jokes & Riddles
I didn´t do my history homework because I don´t believe in dwelling on the past. - I Didn't Do My Homework Because... - Jokes & Riddles is a personally written site at BellaOnline I Didn't Do My Homework Because... Guest Author - Victoria [... more]
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More Funny Quotes For Your Enjoyment. - Jokes & Riddles
Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows. - Jennifer Unlimited - More Funny Quotes For Your Enjoyment. - Jokes & Riddles is a personally written site at BellaOnline More Funny Quotes For Your Enjoyment. Guest Author ... [... more]
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Fry Thieves and Burger Bouncers - Jokes & Riddles
From behind, he looked twelve years old. When he turned around,he looked all of thirteen. Wearing black, including dress shoes in desperate need of a shine, he stood stiffly, with his hands in his pockets. Standing straight and looking important, ... [... more]
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Funny, How To Stay Stressed - Jokes & Riddles
Although the De Anza Health Office has long been an advocate of stress management, stress, tension, and burnout are still common complaints of students, faculty, and staff alike. On account of this, we have come to the following conclusion: YOU ... [... more]
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Halloween Behavior by Astrological Sign - Jokes & Riddles
Are you greedy and take all the candy? Or just sit at home and sulk on Halloween? Should you dress up as bubble gum or a car salesman? Your astrological sign can tell you what your typical Halloween behavior is and even give you costume ... [... more]
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If You Love Somebody ..... - Jokes & Riddles
The original saying is, "If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back to you, it wasn't yours to begin with." However, for the purposes of this test, let's use the proposed version. Which category do you fall in? If you love ... [... more]
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The Perfect Husband - Jokes & Riddles
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy ... [... more]
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