Computer Terminology - Jokes & Riddles
Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer G3 - Apple's new Macs that make you say "Gee, three times faster than Syntax Error - Walking into a computer store and saying "Hi, I want Hard Drive - The sales technique [... more]
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Computer Trouble - Jokes & Riddles
Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words They disappeared. Hmm, So what does your screen look like now? There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and ... [... more]
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If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer - Jokes & Riddles
If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over! To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel. To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings. And, we could click on " [... more]
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What Your Computer Is Trying to Tell You - Jokes & Riddles
What Your Computer Is Trying to Tell You Guest Author - Victoria Abreo It says: "Press Any Key" It means: "Press any key you like, but I'm not It says: "Fatal Error. Please contact technical It means: "... where you will be kept [... more]
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Jasper and the Unbaked Yeast Rolls - Jokes & Riddles
We have a fox terrier by the name of Jasper. He came to us in the summer of 2001 from the fox terrier rescue program. For those of you, who are unfamiliar with this type of adoption, imagine taking in a 10 year old child about whom you know ... [... more]
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Fry Thieves and Burger Bouncers - Jokes & Riddles
From behind, he looked twelve years old. When he turned around,he looked all of thirteen. Wearing black, including dress shoes in desperate need of a shine, he stood stiffly, with his hands in his pockets. Standing straight and looking important, ... [... more]
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Diets - Myth vs. Truth - Jokes & Riddles
There are so many different versions of health advice out there, it's hard to really know which are facts and which are myths. Is candy really bad for you? Should you eat more veggies and less meat? Here is a simple guide to help you rule out all ... [... more]
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