Getting Old - Jokes & Riddles
A reporter interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. I felt like my body had gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start .. [... more]
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Employee Handbook - Jokes & Riddles
This humorous employee handbook isn't very gentle with the poor employees of the company! It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers and carrying a $600 Gucci Bag, we assume you ... [... more]
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Foolish People Stories - Jokes & Riddles
Are you having a rough day? Read these fun stories about foolish people and their antics, and you'll feel much better! This week, our phones went dead and I had to contact the telephone repair I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase ... [... more]
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Fun Senior Personal Ads - Jokes & Riddles
Some Senior personal ads as seen in Florida newspapers - Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor? FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing ... [... more]
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Fun Thoughts about Aging - Jokes & Riddles
Getting Older Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making ... [... more]
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Great Truths about Life - Jokes & Riddles
Here are 10 great truths about life, according to children. - Great Truths about Life - Jokes & Riddles is a personally written site at BellaOnline 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don´t let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, . [... more]
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The Seven Wonders (Inspirational) - Jokes & Riddles
A group of students was asked to list what they thought were the present Seven Wonders of the World. Though there was some disagreement, the following got the most votes: While gathering the votes, the teacher noted that one quiet student hadn't ... [... more]
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Hallmark Cards For Bad Day...If Only - Jokes & Riddles
My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire, I noticed your cat. Sorry! How could two people as beautiful as you...Have such an ugly baby... We have been friends for a very long time... What do ya say we call it ... [... more]
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Things to do at Walmart - Jokes & Riddles
You're in Walmart, and you're bored. Or you're just in a defiant type of mood. Or maybe going through a rebellious phase. This happens, right? Well, here are some things you can do to help offset that boredom, or contribute to your rebellion. If ... [... more]
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Jasper and the Unbaked Yeast Rolls - Jokes & Riddles
We have a fox terrier by the name of Jasper. He came to us in the summer of 2001 from the fox terrier rescue program. For those of you, who are unfamiliar with this type of adoption, imagine taking in a 10 year old child about whom you know ... [... more]
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The Poor Tailor and the French Restaurant - Jokes & Riddles
Old Abraham was a poor tailor whose shop was next door to a very upscale French restaurant. Every day at lunch time, Abraham would go out the back of his shop and eat his black bread and herring while smelling the wonderful odors coming from the ... [... more]
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Fry Thieves and Burger Bouncers - Jokes & Riddles
From behind, he looked twelve years old. When he turned around,he looked all of thirteen. Wearing black, including dress shoes in desperate need of a shine, he stood stiffly, with his hands in his pockets. Standing straight and looking important, ... [... more]
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