The Soap Story - Jokes & Riddles
Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Dial. Please remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest and another three in the shower soap dish. ... [... more]
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Jasper and the Unbaked Yeast Rolls - Jokes & Riddles
We have a fox terrier by the name of Jasper. He came to us in the summer of 2001 from the fox terrier rescue program. For those of you, who are unfamiliar with this type of adoption, imagine taking in a 10 year old child about whom you know ... [... more]
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A Novel Idea - Jokes & Riddles
I am told that a 98-year-old woman wrote this to her bank, and the bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last ... [... more]
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Accident Reports - Jokes & Riddles
Accident insurance claim forms ask for a brief statement about how the accident happened. The forms can lead to some interesting explanations. Accident insurance claim forms ask for a brief statement about how the accident happened. The forms can ... [... more]
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Actual Instruction Labels- Consumer Goods - Jokes & Riddles
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. Actual Instruction Labels- Consumer Goods Guest Author - Victoria Abreo Do not use while sleeping. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. On some Swann frozen ... [... more]
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Code of Ethical Patient Behavior (joke) - Jokes & Riddles
Remember that your doctor has a professional reputation to uphold. It is presumptuous to assume that such profound matters could be explained Be cheerful at all times. Your doctor leads a busy and trying life and requires all the gentleness and ... [... more]
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Employee Performance Evolutions - Jokes & Riddles
Quotes are from actual employee performance evolutions: - Employee Performance Evolutions - Jokes & Riddles is a personally written site at BellaOnline Employee Performance Evolutions Guest Author - Victoria Abreo Quotes are from actual employee ... [... more]
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Funny, How To Stay Stressed - Jokes & Riddles
Although the De Anza Health Office has long been an advocate of stress management, stress, tension, and burnout are still common complaints of students, faculty, and staff alike. On account of this, we have come to the following conclusion: YOU ... [... more]
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Marines Training - Jokes & Riddles
I am well. Hope you are too. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer that the Marine Corps Recruit Training beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you ... [... more]
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More Funny Quotes For Your Enjoyment. - Jokes & Riddles
Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows. - Jennifer Unlimited - More Funny Quotes For Your Enjoyment. - Jokes & Riddles is a personally written site at BellaOnline More Funny Quotes For Your Enjoyment. Guest Author ... [... more]
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Never Trust an Old Lady - Jokes & Riddles
Officer: I see ... Can I see your vehicle registration papers, please? Old Lady: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. A senior ... [... more]
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New York City Driving Rules ! - Jokes & Riddles
Turn signals will give away your next move. A real Long Island driver never uses them. - New York City Driving Rules ! - Jokes & Riddles is a personally written site at BellaOnline 1) Turn signals will give away your next move. A real Long Island ... [... more]
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