A Teenager Is... - Jokes & Riddles
Someone who can´t remember to walk the dog each day but never forgets a phone number he heard once. - A Teenager Is... - Jokes & Riddles is a personally written site at BellaOnline ...someone who can't remember to walk the dog each day but [... more]
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Jasper and the Unbaked Yeast Rolls - Jokes & Riddles
We have a fox terrier by the name of Jasper. He came to us in the summer of 2001 from the fox terrier rescue program. For those of you, who are unfamiliar with this type of adoption, imagine taking in a 10 year old child about whom you know ... [... more]
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A Man And His Wife - Jokes & Riddles
Seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror, he pulls to the side of the road. A minute or so after coming to a stop, a police officer approaches the car. Officer: You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour zone. I'm ... [... more]
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Fussing Over The Wife - Jokes & Riddles
Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob just went straight over to Joe's place. When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautiful she was and how much he had missed her ... [... more]
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If You Love Somebody ..... - Jokes & Riddles
The original saying is, "If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back to you, it wasn't yours to begin with." However, for the purposes of this test, let's use the proposed version. Which category do you fall in? If you love ... [... more]
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Jokes About Being Married - Jokes & Riddles
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on the average only 15,000 words a day, where as women use 30,000 words a day. She thought about this for a while and then told her ... [... more]
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Learning the Alphabet Mom-Style - Jokes & Riddles
A - ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. B - BATHROOM: A room used by the entire family, believed by all except Mom to be self-cleaning. D - DATE: Infrequent outings with Dad where Mom can enjoy ... [... more]
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Mom's Brownies - Jokes & Riddles
Cooking with a young child around can be fun, challenging and exhausting. Apply antiseptic and bandages to scratches sustained while removing shortening from cat's tail. Assemble 4 eggs, 2 tsp. vanilla, and 1-1/2 cups sifted flour. Take ... [... more]
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My Mother Taught Me... - Jokes & Riddles
My mother taught me CONSIDERATION FOR OTHERS.... "I just scrubbed that floor. Go outside and bleed in the entry." My Mother taught me LOGIC... "If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My [... more]
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Parenting Job Description - Jokes & Riddles
The job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs for life, if you play your cards right. Must reconcile petty cash disbursements and be proficient in managing budgets and resources fairly, unless you want to hear, "He ... [... more]
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The Deaf Spouse - Jokes & Riddles
An older couple visits the doctor's office to settle an ongoing argument Each is convinced the other is either deaf.....or just not listening. From the moment the couple arrives at the reception desk until they are He tactfully asks the wife to ... [... more]
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The Perfect Husband - Jokes & Riddles
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy ... [... more]
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