Series of Unfortunate Events #9: The Carnivorous Carnival CD

HarperCollins regrets to inform listeners that the depressing adventures of the Baudelaire orphans are now available in a new audio format. In addition to dredging up the unhappy tales, these CDs offer games, illustrations by Brett Helquist, music, and more. 5 CDs. Dear Listener,pThe word carnivorous means meat eating and this carnivorous volume contains such a distressing story that consuming any of its contents would be far more stomach-turning than even the most imbalanced meal.pIt would be best if I didn't mention any of the unnerving ingredients of this story, particularly, an unruly crowd, a wooden plank, and Chabo the Wolf Baby. I also shouldn't mention the features of the interactive CD, which include:pPerplexing word gamesbrPhotos from The Lemony Snicket ArchivesbrArt from The Brett Helquist gallerybrpSadly for me, I continue to research the lives of the Baudelaire orphans, but your time might be filled with something more palatable. With all due respect,pLemony SnicketpPerformed by Tim Curry