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From the director of Bloodsucking Freaks! You'll be a star, even if I have to pull every dirty trick in the book, says sex-crazed stage mother Emily Potter to her reluctant daughter Susan (future porn actress Jennifer Welles). Newly arrived in Manhattan, Mama Potter quickly steers submissive Susan toward money and fame by setting her up with a lesbian talent agent, then offers herself as down payment to a creepy photographer if he'll introduce Susan to producer Ross Miller, a bald pervert who thanks the photographer by making him bark like a dog. But mama's in for a surprise when Susan turns out to be even more corrupt than she is: You're the Devil's own messenger! Gleefully depraved, Career Bed is so full of hilariously nasty razor-sharp dialogue that it's a wonder the actors' mouths don't bleed!Plus: Stand back as brilliant scholar and research specialist Dr. Jo Ann Richfield (Devil in Miss Jones star Georgina Spelvin!) takes us on a twisted tour of various Sex by Advertisement scams, a cruel anything-for a-buck business fresh from the sewer, that exposes lonely-hearts clubs, white slavery, bondage parties, foot licking, and even a gal who pretends she's a sheep eating grass. Yes, both films are exactly what you'd expect from director Joel Reed, who also plays the weirdo geezer seen whipping a naked gal in Central Park!