My Quirky, Oddball, Eccentric, Unpredictable Grandma

A shocking pink tube top and a pair of purple shorts aresimply NOT what grandmothers are supposed to wear, yet Missys grandmother Diana arrives from Europe for a visit and she dresses in the oddest outfits imaginable. Missy is so embarrassed that she doesnt want anyone to know they are related and to make matters worse, shy Missy is forced to share her small bedroom with her gaudy, flamboyant grandmother. Grandma Diana is up before daylight, sings off key in the shower and talks constantly about her royal friends in Europe. Sometimes Diana is so loud that Missy tries to cover her head with a pillow, but that doesnt stop the barrage ofnoises. Jumping jacks before breakfast, knee bends before bed and the constant chatter twenty-four hours a day is driving twelve year old Missy crazy. She simply doesnt know what to do.