150 Ways to Tell If You're Ghetto

Shawn Wayans (star of the hit prime-time WB Network Television show The Wayans Bros.), Chris Spencer (host of the upcoming national late night talk show Vibe), and Suli McCullough (up-and-coming comedian, actor, writer) bring their lively brand of humor to the page in a book sure to tickle city- and country-bound alike. More than a place, the authors remind us, ghetto is a state of mind; If Hillary Clinton ever picked up Chelsea from school with rollers in her hair...guess what? The First Lady be ghetto. Among other ways to tell if you're ghetto: You can read your haircutYou throw a pool party at the fire hydrantYou buy pagers to match your outfitsYou go to church just to pick up womenYour fingernails are longer than your fingersYou have a car phone and no carYou take a bubble bath with dishwashing liquidYou get into a fistfight while you're pregnantYou missed the birth of your child because you were playing SegaYou named your daughters after cars you can't afford